OUCH!

OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his around his waist, and the woman had hers around her head. They eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out that…

Legion Camel #3

A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal shows him is quarters, he asks the corporal, ‘The base is rather isolated, what do the men do for female companionship?’The corporal…

Rotten Little Johnny

Kids: ‘Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?’ Mother: ‘I am sorry kids but you know Johnny has leprosy,’ Kids: ‘Well, then can we come in and watch him rot?’

Purchasing the shoes

|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size shoes to buy. ‘No problem,’ says the mathematician, ‘there is a simple equation for that,’ and he shows him the Gaussian normal distribution. The shoeseller stares…