Bilingual Dog

A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. ‘Well,’ says the personnel director, ‘You’ll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute.’Sitting down at the typewriter, the dog…

Brotherly Love

There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their high school graduation. It was getting near prom night and neither of them had a date for it. So one day, the girl approaches her brother…

What is your IQ?

|Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his party, he’ll ask his guests what their I.Q. is–hopefully this will strike up an appropriate conversation from there.The day of Bob’s party rolls around, and when…

Blondes and pregnancy

Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are pregnant. Through out the coversation the topic of sex and pregnancy comes up, finally culminating in each one discussing their respective fetus’ and the manner of…

Fishermen killed

|Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the children very much, but couldn’t think of what to name their children. Finally, after several days, the fisherman said, ‘Let’s not decide on names right…

Dirty old man

This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and her bags packed. He said ‘What are you doing?’She said ‘I’m leaving you because I heard you were a pedofile.’And the guy responded ‘Pedofile! That’s a…