Girl Talk

Girl Lingo:The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it’s time to meet more guys.The Rat Race: If there’s one rat in a room full of nice men, he’ll hit on you first.The Eyeglass Prescription: Don’t wear…

Recipe for Banana Bread

Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms 2 Well Shaped Legs 2 Firm Milk Containers 1 Fur Lined Mixing Bowl 2 Large Nuts 1 Large Banana Method: 1. Look into Loving Eyes. 2. Fold in Loving…

Watch real baseball

|Top Ten Signs you’re Not Watching a Real Baseball Team From Late Show with David Letterman; Monday, February 20, 1995 You recognize batter as the kid who sold you a hot dog a couple minutes earlier. Everytime a player slides…

Women Appearance

Why do women pay so much attention to their appearance rather than toimproving their minds?Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Grocery shopping

|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her mother told her ‘no.’ The little girl immediately began…