Confucius Say

Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house, dress in basement.Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.Better to be pissed off than pissed on.He who walk through airport door sideways going…

Marry Farmer Jones

Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low voice he sad to his wife: ‘When I’m dead I want you to marry farmer Jones.’Wife: ‘No, I can’t marry anyone after you.’ Johnson: ‘But I…

The mime!

I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe volume all the way up….the mime next door went nuts!

Real news headlines 01

These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children when Baking Cookies Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be…

Wedding Toasts 6

The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, ‘I’ve found a woman just like mother!’ His father replied, ‘So what do you want from me, sympathy?’The high divorce rates in America indicate that the U.S. is still…