Sister Margaret died…

Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called Saint Peter and said, ‘This is Sister Margaret. There’s been a terrible mistake!’ She explained the situation, and Saint Peter said he’d get right onit. The…

Top 10 Bumper Stickers!

1…Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.2…If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.3…My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.4…To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing.5…Impotence: Nature’s Way Of Saying ‘No Hard Feelings’.6…I Have The Body Of…

Farmboy & Bull

Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies that he had to take the family cow over to the neighbour’s to get her bred by a bull.Annoyed, teacher demands, ‘Can’t your father do that?’…

Polish Plane Landing

Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out thewindshield and suddenly exclaimed to the copilot, ‘Holy cow! Lookhow short the runway is! I`ve never seen one…

Care to go upstairs?

A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.’Care to go upstairs and do it?’ the husband asked.’Shh!’ said the bride ‘All the neighbors will know what we’re about to do. These walls are paper thin. In…