Scared sleeping

|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. ‘Doc,’ he said, ‘I’ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there’s somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under.…

The Vet/Taxidermist

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while doubling his…

Battles on the sea

|The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE U.S. shipping company had a new ship built. It was to be the pride of the fleet, and something special was wanted to decorate the captain’s…

Delivering a baby

|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor…

Greek tailor.

An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic. TAYLOR: ‘Euripides?’ (You-rip-e-dees) MAN: ‘Eumenedes??’ (You-men-e-dees)(Say it quickly, it works!)