Question answer 08

|Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?All of them, a crossbar can’t jump! Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?They prefer cricket matches! What stories are told by basketball players?Tall stories!Who won the race between two…

How about a bridal?

‘We’d like a room, please,’ the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. ‘We were married this morning.”Congratulations,’ the desk clerk said, ‘how about the bridal?”No thanks, just a room. I’ll hold her by the ears until she gets the hang…

What A Party!

After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangover and asked his wife, ‘What the hell happened?”As usual, you made an ass of yourself in front of your boss,’ replied the wife.’Piss…

Humor relating to Iraq

The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics: 1. Engage the enemy. 2. Draw him into your territory. 3. Wait until winter sets in. ——————————————————————————– The Iraqi verions of the classic army regulations can…

Paid By Medicaid

A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: ‘Doctor, we would like to know if we are screwing properly. Will you watch us, please?’The doctor, somewhat puzzled, agrees, they climb on his table, the boy…