I’m Moving Out!

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,’What are you doing?’She answers, ‘I’m moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free!’Later that…

Chinese laundry man

This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants, the Chinese shops, the Chinese signs and banners on the buildings. He is having the best time just walking and looking. He turns a corner and…

Siblings……

Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At dinner that night, they got into an argument as to who had the most important role.Finally the 14 year old said to her 8 year old…

Ebonics Christmas

Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An’ all ower de hood ereybody wuz’ sleepin’ Dey wuz sleepin’ goodWe hunged up our stockings An hoped like de’ heck That ol Sanna Clause Be bringin’ our checkAll o’de fambily Wuz layin…