40 Year Old Man and Woman

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the40-year-old man thinks often about dating them.

Stupid Questions?

Below are questions that people ‘actually asked’ of Park Rangers around the country, proving once again that there is no known limit to the depths of human stupidity.(Source: Outside Magazine)Grand Canyon National Park…Was this man-made?Do you light it up at…

Real news headlines 01

These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children when Baking Cookies Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be…

A missing person

|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description of the missing man.The wife said, ‘He is 35 years old, 6-foot…

Role Reversal

A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was impressed by a sociological change. On previous visits she noted that women customarily walked about 5 paces behind their husbands.She observed that the men now walked…

I Want Some Milk

|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Alan to leave 15 gallons of milk.When Alan read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she…

Riddle Of Men

What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise d) a secret e) a friendship f) amarriage g) an anniversary date h) a 30-minute erection i) all ofthe above