Almost no diffenrence

‘What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,’ the society matron asked the zookeeper.’The principal difference is the North American species has a longer prick.’This, as you might assume, distressed the matron who stormed immediately to…

Newest ATM machines

|’The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even triple. You’re gonna pay two to three as much to withdraw your money so basically the ATM machines have become full service. Instead of getting robbed…

GOD’s New Commandment!

NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton has brought about the need for an eleventh commandment.They worked long and hard in…

Two babies

A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman seeing the 2 cute babies started asking the man, ‘Aren’t they cute, what are their names?’The man giving the lady an…