Machine Breakdown

This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit in the machine called a ‘critical detector’ senses the operator’s emotional state in terms of how desperate he or she is to use this machine.The ‘critical…

Blonde Sky Divers

|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord — nothing happens.She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells ‘Oh! So you wanna race,…

Sick of the Holidays

|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your eyes 7. You’re serving reindeer pot pie 6. When you hear, ‘Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin’?,’ you scream, ‘No! I’m not listening!’ 5. You climb…

Americans

Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it so they decided to stop for lunch and ask the waitress.They sat down to eat their lunch and called the waitress over:’Can you tell us where…