Little Johnny

And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom and passed by his parents door.Noticing that the door was open a bit, he walked in only to see his mother performing oral sex on his…

Bill

Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should? A: Stick his bill up his ass!

The plumber has arrived

|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock. Ten o’clock came and went; no plumber; eleven o’clock, twelve o’clock, one o’clock; no plumber.She concluded he wasn’t coming, and went out to do some errands.…